Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. The same goes for the turkey at the Krichinsky residence. The first and second-generation American family tries to make something more than it is. To some, the turkey symbolizes what it means to be an American. To others, the turkey is about keeping the glue of the family together. And finally, one or two use the bird as a power play. But in all honesty, the whole reason to go to the Krichinsky residence and experience their turkey is that it's pretty damn good. Once a year, the family eats crispy and golden heritage raised. And when the first incision is made right at the left breast, you can see how tender, Goldilocks just right it is without touching your mouth. After baking, it's let out to sit way too early. And that's the secret sauce. None of the canned and boxed sides and sauces compliment the Thanksgiving mainstay. The bird is the word at the Krichinsky residence.

If you can't handle the family dynamics coming from the adults, sit at the kid's table with their Nehis and Coca-Colas. They are the most level-headed bunch who only want to eat a delicious bird and get on with their lives.